six impossible things before breakfast

screw / marry / kill, ahs edition

Constance Langdon, Sister Jude, Fiona Goode


Watching American Horror Story: Murder House for the first time


It’s like all the awesomeness from Asylum and Coven rolled into one, and then some.

Caption this. 

How do I know this is going to be an emotional week?

I’m sobbing watching Bubba Watson win the Masters.

So, I finished It’s All Relative and am so surprised that I missed this one. I don’t want to leave any spoilers, because I know there are a few of you who also haven’t read, but seriously, everything from Emily to John to Prufrock to Charles was just… I don’t know, it just makes me feel warm and cozy. 

It’s that feeling when you finish a story and a sigh of contentment escapes your lips. 

Kudos to hawkbehere, and thanks to xvnot15 for emailing me the text. 

Shitty day/week at work led to me coming home and ordering two pizzas (duh, I had a bogo coupon).

Somehow, that didn’t make me feel better. And now I have to look at leftovers for days.

Stress-eating sucks.




Ever read this one fic where you are like:

"I’m going to hell. I am going to hell for this, it doesn’t matter what religion I am. I am going to the deepest darkest pit in hell."

And you just keep on reading because you love it.

Manchurian Candidate fic

so wrong yet so right

Oh damn. I want to read that so bad right now. Links?

(via boredrandom)

I feel like I’ve been reading for hours and I’m only at 10%. How is this possible?

Now I know why I never read “It’s All Relative”— I refuse to deal with millions of LiveJournal links.

Anyone have the whole story in a condensed file or place or something not LJ and willing to email?

boredrandom asked: Once you get this you must share 5 random facts about yourself. Then pass it on to your 10 favourite followers. No backsies! :)

  1. strawberries are the only food i won’t eat 
  2. I cut 13” off my hair in July 2013 and I desperately miss putting my hair in big messy buns
  3. ironing is the WORST.
  4. I fall a lot when I’m walking—like, crossing the street…that painted stripe is slippery.
  5. I love to dust.

Just realized I’ve never read “It’s All Relative”

At first I thought maybe I just forgot some parts, but nope. Never touched it.

Time to charge my phone, take a shower, and settle in for a night of Mirandy.

Even my mother—who doesn’t particularly like Meryl Streep—told me she thinks Meryl was robbed of an Oscar for August: Osage County.

Anonymous asked: will you be starting another dwp fic anytime soon?

Eventually, yes. Still have Bliss on my mind, though, and I’m okay with that for a while. Promise I’ll let you all know when I’ve got something new. :)

“Pay attention to the cracks because that’s where the light gets in.”

—   Meryl Streep (via pazulama)