six impossible things before breakfast

This video is too cute.

This video is too cute.

The cabin was Stephen’s idea”. Andy looked at Miranda almost in surprise at having the silence broken. “He thought the girls should get out more. He was gone before we had a chance to come up here.”

Miranda said and snorted, just like in Paris right after Stephen had left. “Then the girls refused to come up with Bailey. They said it was ours, no men. I asked them why and Caroline said that men never stuck around so they didn’t want to share such a special place with them.”

Miranda’s voice choked a bit over the last sentence and Andy was gripped by the fear that Miranda would cry. She would cry right there and then in front of her forcing her to do something stupid like give Miranda a hug and kiss away the tears. She hoped she didn’t cry. God help her if Miranda actually cried in front of her. “They’re not thirteen yet and they already expect the worst from live. I did that to them.

—   Town and Country by entre-lagrimas-y-suspiros (via fuckyeahmirandymoments)

This is one of my top three favorite mirandy fics. I can’t pinpoint why, but if you haven’t read it, do it!!

theloveofmylifeissteventyler:

I like older women and you cant stop me

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fiercefabulousflawless:

fionagoddess:

Jessica Lange by Steven Klein for W Magazine, September 2014

SPEECHLESS. 

fiercefabulousflawless:

fionagoddess:

Jessica Lange by Steven Klein for W Magazine, September 2014

SPEECHLESS. 

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also, my cab driver just told me that Antigua is a gorgeous vacation spot. truth? creep factor? 

i love traveling by myself. it’s awesome.

It’s back-to-school time, otherwise known as the time of year when Keri really fucking misses school.
🎒📝📓✏️📙📎📘✂️📗✒️📕📐📒📌📔📂📏📚📖🙌⌚️🔔🔐🎓
The past few years, I’ve gone shopping for the coolest school supplies, then donated to one of the local drives in my city.

I keep a pair of non-rx glasses in my desk drawer at work. I tell my coworkers that my doctor recommended them to reduce glare. The real reason I have them is to distract from redness and puffiness when I cry.

Meryl Streep | Inside the Actors Studio [amazing full version here x]

(Source: secondhandroses, via olivia-dehavilland)

“The best way to honor [Robin] Williams may be to drag depression out of the closet and place it center stage.”

—   Sandy Banks writes that, in the wake of Robin Williams’ death, it’s time to shine a light on suicide and banish the shame. “Instead of saying ‘Are you OK?’ to a friend who seems hopeless or depressed,” she writes, “we ought to ask directly, ‘Have you felt so bad you wanted to die? Have you thought about taking your life?’” (via latimes)

(via latimes)

Your Horoscope for Today

Aquarius:

There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus

Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces:

Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus

You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries:

The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon

Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus:

You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?

The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

Gemini:

Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence

Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer:

The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud

Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo:

Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no

Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo:

All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you

Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

Libra:

A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you

Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio:

Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window

Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius:

All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)

Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn:

The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying

If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again